Talk to my Publist

Brandon took the Cool Whip out tonight close to midnight in search of an opened liquor store so that he could celebrate his achievements thus far. Now, I'm not an expert on what stores are opened when and when they are closed. Eventually he texts me and tells me that he's not driving all over PG county to find the one and only opened store that sells alcohol. Well good because as I told him not to burn out my gas and it's not my celebration. His response, "Look, I got this." My response, "speak to my agent." I haven't seen him since.