Testing 1, 2, 3?

Have you ever test drove a car and then when it was time to get back in your car to go home, you felt like crap. And said to yourself like Dang! Why didn't I just close on that deal? Well the opposite happened to me. I test drove this car (cause I do stuff like that), drove one block and then thank the Good Lord for getting me back in my ride. Whew! I'm pulling up with twin turbos and you hand me your four cylinder, hatch back looking, although it's topless, 15-inch wheels and I'm supposed to be impressed because...? You know I'm calling you out in the upcoming novel.