
Yes I am driving the Cool Whip at a snail's pace 40 miles per hour. Why? You may ask. Because there's ice on the roads and I ain't fucking up my shit. Why are you driving on ice? You may ask and then add, "the Cool Whip NEVER drives in snow or ice." My manager scheduled a review. A documentation review on the training stuff. My silent response to her is, like you couldn't email the file to me?
Oh and can somebody put some air in my tires so them darn lights can go away! Brannnnndonnnnn, Oh Officer Brannnnndonnnn, I say in my best 50-cent imitation.
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